What women are thinking on dates

The dating period is one of the most exciting times in a girl's life.
The clothes we get to choose out.
The interpreting of conversations with your girlfriends.
Those first kisses.

And then there are the not so exciting bits.
When he turns out to like football.
When his friends start to hit on you constantly behind his back.
When he introduces you to one of his mates, and it turns out you have already been on a date with him before.

Unlucky.

So what is going on through our minds at the beginning of a relationship with someone?

Here are some of the things I at least know that I am thinking..

1. Thank God. Now I can wear whatever I want from my wardrobe because everything is new to him.

2. I wonder if he thinks I am illiterate if I choose to use txt speak.

3. What if he is one of those people who judges everything on the first kiss? That's a fair bit of pressure for a kiss...

4. Am I allowed to swear in front of him...?

5. When can I start revealing the fact that I am a bit of a grub?

6. Am I supposed to pretend to care about his job?

7. How many dates do I have to wear heels for before I bring out my flat shoes?

8. When is it appropriate to let myself get drunk in front of him?

9. Bloody hell, can I never wear lipgloss again in case he wants to kiss me...

10. Do we discuss exes...

11. When can I mention the fact that I want 10 kids... (lol jk)

12. Do I still go on dates with him when I have my period? How awkward to have to tell him...

13. Should I ask him if he is part of isis?

14. What if he makes a racist joke? Should I fake a laugh....or should I just look at him and be like like "no..."

15. Has he noticed my pimple..

16. How long can I talk about myself before I sound like I am all I care about.

17. If he doesn't talk much... should I talk more to compensate? Or does he like just sitting here... Oh god what if he just likes sitting here...

18. What food can I order that I can eat and still remain a lady in his eyes...but damn ribs sound good...

19. I hope he isn't one of those outdoorsy kinda guys....he looks kinda pale...so thats a good sign...

20. How far is too far on the gross nursing stories..?

21. Now I can't just wear my favourite bra all the time...I have to rotate.

22. How many going out dates do I have to do before it becomes acceptable to just cuddle and watch movies at home with pizza..

23. I really want to order garlic prawns...but eughhh we aren't at the stage where he has to love me even if I smell bad....

24. Suck it in... SUCK  IN THAT STOMACH SARAH.

25. can I check us in on facebook? or is he one of those guys who doesnt like people to know about his social life. Too bad im going to blog about this

26. Should I let him make the first move?