I think I have been assaulted...

Why is it that I can't be the type of person to just have normal experiences?
I know that it ideal for blog content.
But really.
This is just getting out of hand.

Let me tell you about todays experience whilst it is still fresh in my mind.

As a nurse, I can have rather stressful and physically strenuous shifts. After a while it can really take a toll on your body. After waking up with some pretty strong shoulder pain, I thought I would make use of my private health insurance and treat myself to a massage.

I had a lovely breakfast and made my way down to the spa/parlour/den of sin and was greeted by a man who was around the 40 mark.

Before I could say anything he greeted me with "you want full body?"

Me: Umm...no, just neck, shoulders and back.

He takes me into a back room and tells me to take my top off and get on the bed and put the towel on to cover myself. Pretty normal stuff for a massage.

A couple of minutes later he joins me in the room and begins the massage. At first he was doing it all with the towel on. Part of me was thinking "he better not be doing the whole thing with the towel on". Because the warmness of the hands is part of the experience.

So eventually he takes the towel off...and he is working on the side of my back and he is standing at the side of the table..and I felt something graze against my arm. I ignored it...until I felt it a second time.

HE HAD AN ERECTION..

This man spends 7 days a week rubbing people with oil. Surely he has learnt to control himself by now...

So I chose to ignore it. Like any non confrontational person would do.

Then the man started to massage my ass. Surely thats not included in a back massage? Like he didn't cop a grope or anything. But it still felt unnecessary.

THEN HE GETS UP ON THE TABLE WITH ME.

Yep...

I am sure none of this is normal. And needless to say, I did not tip him. (Thankyou to the person who asked me that instead of being as concerned as I was hahaha)

But obviously I have chosen to see the funny side in this all. And I shall just not be returning to this particular establishment. The worst part is that my shoulders still hurt lol.

Would you have said something?

xx Sar