Thursday, 14 August 2014

Heart in the elevator guy




I can not believe the response my blogs have been getting lately. I mean I know people are attracted to the whole "let's watch this car wreck" thing. But seriously!? It has been insane.

So to continue with these blogs, I shall bring you up to speed on this mysterious guy I have met at work. This is some serious Grey's Anatomy shit.

SO!

I had just dropped a little girl off to theatre, and was making my way back to my ward via the elevator. I was in there with a young good looking guy who was decked out in theatre scrubs.
On my scrub top there is this piece of material that I use to hang my scissors off. Just for convenience.

So we were going down in the elevator and to break the awkward elevator silence:

Him: You should be careful of your sharps there...

Me: Yeah if I fell, it would probably stab me in the heart. Don't I live on the edge?!

Him: To the third party outsider it would look like you stabbed yourself. Not a great look.

Me: Yeah...I might end up in mental health or something

Him: This is true

*Elevator doors open*

Me: I'll be sure to try not to stack it

Him: haha, see you later.

So that was a nice little conversation with a stranger. And I didn't think too much of it. It was nice and unusual for someone from theatres to talk to an outsider haha.
So I carried on with my day.

Then I had a bit of an incident at work. Long story short I ended up in a bed in emergency. Lying there in a hospital gown, my dignity left on the floor in my ward.

Then who appears at my bedside but the elevator guy!

Him: Oh no!

Me: Oh noooooo. haha

Him: What happened!? I just saw you a couple of hours ago! They said that you (blah blah blah)

He checked up on meeeeeee

Me: (blah blah blah) but at least I didn't fall on my scissors!

Him: Oh my god! And we were joking about that! If you had then you would have had to come see me!

OMG HE IS A SURGEON

Me: I like to keep the paediatric Doctor's on their toes you know...

Him: Oh well I just thought I would see how you were, get better and I am glad you are doing okay

Me: haha thanks

How nice was that!?
Why the hell did I have to be in a hospital gown with my makeup all rubbed off looking like death!? Why couldn't I be all casually lipsticked up and be like "oh I wasn't even expecting you!". Life never works out that way.
Anyway. So I returned to work the day after the incident and once again I had to drop off another patient to theatre.
All was good and I began the walk back to the elevator, pressed the call button... WHEN SUDDENLY

Him: Hey you are back!

Me: Oh heyyyyy!! Yeah I don't know why, I probably should have stayed home

*Elevator comes*. Bitch please, I will take the next one. Hell. I'll let two go.

Him: Did they find out what was wrong?

Me: Nah they said I should chase it all up with my GP

Him: Do you have a good GP?

Me: Well he is okay, but he is just part of the local medical centre

Him: Well you should ask your boss about the best ones around. I am new here so I can't really recommend anyone yet

Oh he caressssss <3 I wonder what our children will look like

Another elevator arrives and I am feeling that I should go back because my shift is about to end....

Me: Are you going down?

Him: Nah I just saw you here, I'm going back in.

OMGGG!! HE SAW ME AND FOLLOWED ME!!

Me: Oh ok *walks in* well I shall see you around! And thankyou

*bats eyelashes*

Him: See you :)

WHY DIDN'T I ASK HIM HIS NAME!? I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM!

But if you think this is the end, you are greatly mistaken.
Did I mention I am about to start my surgical rotation?

hehehehhehehehhehehehehe <3



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