My confessions: Part 1

These are my confessions, just when I thought I said all I can say my chick on the side says she's got one on the way.

Well not really.

I always make sure I practice safe sex with my chicks on the side ;)

But anyway! These are a list of things I would like to get off my chest. So why not do them publicly? Enjoy.

1. Some of my previous blogs involving embarrassing moments of friends, were actually just stories about me. I will let you guess which ones haha.

2. If someone new calls me by the wrong name, I just accept that name and respond to it from then on.

3. I once got so intoxicated my friends had to call an ambulance....

4. I have prepared multiple songs in case of spontaneous Karaoke

5. I have once woken up after a party with my g-string around the wrong way. (Not that comfortable FYI)

6. As a teenager I would often lie about being interested in things to get boys to like me. Sport. Music. God, the useless shit I know now.

7. Around 13 or 14, I picked up a used cigarette off the ground and tried it. Sorry mum!

8. My local bottle shop workers in my old neighbourhood knew my regular.

9. I once made up a fake boyfriend on a date. So that I could leave. Yep.

10. I used to make those chain emails about saving the environment that annoy people so much

11. When I was 12 I asked my mum if I could start shaving my legs. She said no. So I did it anyway. Cut my leg. And then pretended that I fell in the bathroom. She didn't buy it.

12. I once lit toilet paper on fire whilst sitting on the toilet when I was about 8. Yelled "FIRE" and nearly gave my mother a heart attack.

13. When my brother was rude to me, I used to put soap on his toothbrush

14. I tried to force feed girls at school leaves and bark and called it 'bush tucker'.

15. I used to often come home from school and practice responses to bullies at school in the mirror

16. Late at night I come out of my room and drink from the bottle out of the fridge (shhhh). Although once I had to fess up because I was wearing red lipstick and drank out of the milk carton and it was just obvious.

17. Whilst being vegetarian, I would still eat gummy lollies even though I knew it was made out of animal bones.. GAHHHH!

18. My cousin and I used to throw lemons from the next door neighbours tree at birds.

19. If you have ever sent me a message and been an ass hole, chances are I have a copy of it on my computer

20. You know when you start somewhere new (school etc) and they ask you to tell everyone something interesting about yourself. When I started year 7 I made mine completely up ahhaha. I don't know how to skate board. Sorry.

21. In year 5 I pretended to be a witch at school and the vice principal rang my mother and told her that "witchcraft is not tolerated at this school".

22. I often have solo dance parties in my room

23. I once was having an argument with someone and used song lyrics in my responses. Don't think they noticed.

24. When I was younger my brother accidentally slammed my head in the door and I faked worse injuries to get him into trouble

25. I used to sneak alcohol from my parents stash and fill it with water. Yep.

And these aren't even bad!!

xx Sar