So what is up men folk?

So there I was.

Enjoying a sleep with the knowledge that there was no specific time I had to wake up the next day. The best of feelings.

When my phone rang.

At 3am. WHHYYYYY?!

No caller ID. Who would be calling me at that time ? I should probably answer it...

And it is this guy I met three months ago. Once. And I drunkenly gave him my phone number. BIG MISTAKE.

Let us call him Robbie.

Me: *groggily* Helloo?
Robbie: Aren't you going to wish me a happy birthday?
Me: Who is this?
Him: Don't be like that, (this line becomes a bit repetitive) it's Robbie.

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Robbie: When are you coming to Campbelltown next? (I moved away).
Me: Well I am here now actually..
Robbie: Can I come and see you now?
Me: It's three O'clock in the morning..
Robbie: Yeh but I would like to see you.

I think this boy might actually be sober.

Me: I don't know you...
Robbie: Yeh I know. It is because you moved to Canberra. I decided not to pursue this. But I have been thinking about it and I can tell work that I want to move to Canberra and they will find work for me there.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

Me: Ahh....
Robbie: Don't be like that. I want to see you. What about tomorrow?

ALARM BELLS ARE RRRRRIIIINNNGGGGIIINNGGGGG

Me: (being polite) I have plans all weekend.
Robbie: I only want to see you for five minutes. You don't even have to hug me.
Me: Why do you want to see me?
Robbie: Because I am a man. Men talk to their women face to face.

Sweet Jesus I am his woman?

Me: Um nah I would rather not.

Now. Before all you boys comment on here in your usual fashion. Defending your brotherhood. Here are some of the facts.

1. I spent less than an hour talking to him. Three months ago.

2. Yes I did give him my number. I will admit that was me giving him a sign that I was interested. However I did tell him I was moving state. Which I assume is why I haven't heard from him sooner.

3. After the conversation I have shown you previously, I began to flat out say no. And he still kept insisting.

Me: No.
Robbie: Okay. Fine. Should I delete your number?
Me: Yes please.
Robbie: Babe don't be like that

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Robbie: Just straight up tell me do you want me to not call or text you?
Me: Yeh I don't want you to
Robbie: Don't be like that...

GAAAAAHHHHHHH

4. My phone was on vibrate. I fell asleep before I was able to put in on silent.

5. I'm not the type of person to just hang up on someone. Unless they are a telemarketer ;)

6. I don't remember him being this way...

What exactly was I meant to do here? I hung up. He called back five times. I am not exaggerating. There is no need for exaggeration here.

If I get abducted. I will prepare a photo that I want to be used on the news to find me. Well what is left of me. Because he will probably skin me and make a suit out of me and put it on a mannequin.
Okay I am scaring myself now.

Sorry for the big gap between blogs my lovelies. I have been having too much fun! And working a lot haha.

xx Sar.