So, this girl was at a party. And like many teenagers out there, she decided to have a bit of a binge drinking session. I don't think she actually knew many people at the party so she was kind of having her own little drinking party. And she drank a LOT.
Somehow she managed to find her way to the master bedroom of the house. Which belonged to the parents of the person throwing the party. The parents were away and as far as I know, they did not know their son was having a party. They soon did lol.
So she was in the bed and because she normally sleeps naked, her drunken brain decided she should take her clothes off and go to sleep. Whilst asleep she woke up. And because she was so immensely drunk. She pooed herself. All through the white bed sheets. Can you imagine being so drunk that you poo yourself in bed?
So what did she do? She got up. Had a shower in the parents ensuite. Put on her clean clothes that were not damaged by faeces. And just left. I believe her boyfriend was too ashamed to come and pick her up after she told him the story. But she found her way home. And to this day, she has a very unfortunate nickname. Which is a bit too rude to post on here. But I am sure you can imagine how good it is lmao.
The parents came home to a bit of a shock. Because no one knew she had done that. But the word got around...
Poor girl. What have we learnt from this kids? Don't drink so much that you can't control your bowels....
Have a great day and hope this made you smile! Xx
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