Women and sport

So if you have read some of my previous blogs, you will see that I have alluded to my dislike of anything sport related. I am not alone. I have decided that there are three divisions of Women when it comes to any type of sport.

1. Women who hate sport and don't pretend to like it

My kinda ladies. There are thousands of better things we could be doing that doesn't include watching some guy with his brains in his biceps kick a ball around.
We also fail to understand how thousands of people around the world can find it that entertaining.
But oh well, we get time to ourselves whilst the other two groups of women do their thing.

2. Women who pretend to like sport to win over guys

Sigh...is it really worth sitting around and getting 'enthusiastic' about something you really know nothing about? Sure...you may have googled some statistics to keep up your sleeve in case you get caught in an awkward situation, but, WHYYY?
If sport is the only thing you have in common with this guy you are trying to impress, it's probably not going to work out. Considering you don't actually like it...



3. Women who actually like sport.

Congratulations. You are one of few women to have been born with the sporting gene (I am sure that is a scientific fact). And that's great. But don't you be making all us other girls look bad :P
If I could get your body without all the sweating and muscle pain, I would :) But I am fine getting rotund and happy :)