Now, I do not consider myself a violent person. But, there are certain celebrities whose faces or voices just prompt aggression. I have no idea where it comes from. Some hidden urge from within to unleash full force onto a strangers face. I am quite aware this is odd. And I am also quite aware that I may be alone in this strange desire. Please note that given the chance, I would most likely refrain from actually causing physical harm to these people. In no particular order:
This is in no way a racist selection. Whether it be the fault of the makeup/wardrobe artists at SBS, or just her in general, I can not stand being in the same room when she is on television. I also find her voice thoroughly annoying. Calm down on the lipstick and retire. Immediately.
2. James Reeson.
The chef who is the presenter for 'Alive and cooking'.
I wish he wasn't alive...or cooking...
Just kidding lol. But I would like to roundhouse kick him in the head. He is just so irritating! His jokes are beyond dad-jokes. A whole new level of terrible. And I have never wanted to try any of the food he has made on the show. Which says a lot because I eat...like, a lot...
Sigh... this man. Look at his face. GRUMBLE. Here is a list of stupid things that this man has said. Just to add to my bad perception of him. Now I didn't create the attached website, so I don't want to hear anything if one of them is a misquote.
4. Rachel McAdams.
I tried to get a picture of her by typing "Rachel McAdams looking ugly" into google. But nothing came up...so I am not putting one on here. Obviously no one else shares my hatred of her. Basically, this is boyfriend's celebrity crush. I wouldn't mind crushing her :)
5. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
A wonderful choice to finish up the list. I just disagree with her opinions. Like all of them...Yes, she is entitled to her opinions. But they are wrong :) Don't know who she is? Here is some of her 'best' work on The View where she states she supports torture.
Okay, well it was pretty hard to choose only 5 people. And I am sure there are others that didn't come to mind that I will think of later that should replace some of the ones on here. But I am rather happy with my list :)
Happy roundhouse kicking! xx
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