Guess what guys! I am back on night shifts! Do you know what this means? More blogs! Sure they are written in the delirious wee hours of the morning....but hey, take what you are given you picky ass holes ;)
I thought for this blog I would talk about an interesting incident that happened to my friends and I a couple of weeks ago. We went to a fundraising event at a pub just outside of the city. A lovely night with live music and an auction. In order to gain entry you had to pay an entry fee and wear a wristband.
After the main events of the night, we were sitting and listening to the raffle winners when suddenly these two guys came up to our table and asked us if we wanted to play pool. One girlfriend was in a man hating mood over earlier events (which was totally acceptable) the other was up for it. We soon learnt the boys were brothers.
After a couple of shots my friend started kissing one of the brothers (and why not? He was rather cute and confident). Then the other brother goes:
Do you want to do what they are doing?
Um not really
What...aren't you as loose as your friend?
Seriously...
Now I will admit I had a few drinks that night and it has also been a few weeks so the timeline of events is a bit fuzzy...but I think it went something like:
My friend and brother #1 go to get drinks...I, the one who ISNT LOOSE ENOUGH waits awkwardly with brother #2, because I AM A GOOD FRIEND. He eventually joins them because I continually gave him demon eyes.
So we eventually venture out into the smokers section where most of the crowd are congregating. My friend begins kissing brother #1 again. Brother #2 starts to feel me up.
Obviously I hadn't given enough death stares.
I begin to walk away to my other friend (the man-hater ;) when a guy I had met earlier in the night comes over and starts talking to us.
Him: Sarah is a quality chick aye.
Brother #2: Yeah worth at least $5
Him: Aw now thats a bit steep don't ya think
Brother #2: Well what are hookers going for these days?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. I AM A PROSTITUTE NOW BECAUSE I REJECTED YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT? AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS OTHER GUY?
So I walked away.
Instead of glassing him.
Are you guys proud?
THEEEEN! AS IF THAT ALL WASN'T ENOUGH
My friend who was kissing brother #1 comes up to me looking a little shaken. She mentions that he has been a bit forceful with her...He comes over her and stands over her. Attempting to show his cave man dominance or something.
He asks to talk to her privately. So she walks over to the other side of the room with him and we SEE HIM GRAB HER AND TRY AND DRAG HER OUT OF THE SIDE OF THE PUB!!!
There were now 2 man haters in our party of three. We began to run across the pub.
Later she told us he had also pulled her hair to attempt the same thing. SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!!
We did the lady like thing and we just left instead of starting a bar brawl. But I have never been that close to a physical fight in my life. And I don't think I would do as well as I'd like to think I would.
But what kind of man pays to enter a fundraiser he knows nothing about, to find girls to pull into an alleyway and do god knows what with!? IN FRONT OF LIKE 200 PEOPLE!!!
My life is never boring.
xx Sar
P.s 100 BLOGS BITCHESSSSSS!!!!
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